/Lyrics/The end of the world, etc. Do you ever feel like<br/> You're not alone in your mind<br/> Do you ever wake up<br/> At exactly the middle of the night<br/> I can see you inner demons<br/> You're that transparent in my eyes<br/> And still, even now I see<br/> Your head is filled with fright<br/> Mt friend<br/><br/> Hush now darling, this is the end<br/><br/> Can you hear the four coming<br/> Hear the hoofbeats across the sky<br/> Can you see the fire in their hair <br/> See the iron glint in their eyes<br/> Darling it won't be long now<br/> For the four will ride tonight<br/> The riders, they are a-coming<br/> See how they set the skies alight<br/> Again<br/><br/> Hush now darling<br/> Why don't you just shut your pretty little eyes<br/> And pretend<br/><br/> The end of the world, etc. lyrics 2011-05-19 10:37:52 /Lyrics/The end of the world, etc. /Lyrics/Song for Jenny Haniver Jenny can you tell me what the sea looks like<br/> from your side<br/> Jenny do you feel alone when you look up<br/> at the silver moonlight<br/> Jenny have you ever felt this way<br/> before<br/> Jenny have you ever felt this way<br/> before<br/><br/> Jenny they will murder you<br/> Cut you up and turn you into<br/> something strange and pretty<br/> to put in my livingroom<br/><br/> oh Jenny run while you can<br/><br/> these people are out to get you<br/> they have sharpened their knives<br/> they will come in the night<br/> when you least expect them to<br/> no-one can hear you scream underwater<br/> no no-one will care<br/> I guess life just isn't fair<br/> for girls like you<br/><br/> Jenny they will murder you<br/> cut you up and turn you into<br/> something strange and pretty <br/> to put in my livingroom<br/> Song for Jenny Haniver lyrics 2011-05-19 10:26:05 /Lyrics/Song for Jenny Haniver /Lyrics/Of toilet spiders and alcohol There’s something happening round here<br/> There’s something happening round here<br/> I’ve been trying to breathe under water <br/> But I can’t seem to<br/> And now everybody’s just having a good time not a clue<br/><br/> Well I saw you coming down the stairs that night <br/> Your eyes all bright<br/> And melanie and tiffany aspiring to be your brides<br/> And if I was to tell you my heart froze<br/> it would be a lie<br/> Not cause I don’t care but the alcohol percentage’s too high<br/><br/> Don’t you know my heart was in your hands tonight<br/> Don’t you know you could have been in my pants tonight<br/> Why’d you have to go and do a stupid thing like that<br/><br/> (solo miek)<br/><br/> Pour me another gin and tonic baby<br/> Pour me another cheap white wine<br/> Cause there’s a spider in the toilet<br/> And I don’t want to face it sober<br/> But now not eight but sixteen eyes are looking over my shoulder<br/><br/> Don’t you know my heart was in your hands tonight<br/> Don’t you know you could have been my man tonight<br/> Why’d you have to go and do a stupid thing like that<br/><br/> (solo aaf)<br/><br/> Don't you know my heart was in your hands tonight<br/> Don't you know you could have been in my pants tonight<br/> Why'd you have to go and do a stupid thing like that<br/><br/> Of toilet spiders and alcohol lyrics 2010-02-02 20:13:01 /Lyrics/Of toilet spiders and alcohol /Lyrics/Hardcore porn starring you and me and in my mind we are back there in the classroom<br/>in the classroom where we both teach<br/>it’s unusual but we merged our classes to watch a film about Omaha Beach<br/><br> and in the dark leaning against the blackboard<br?> I feel your shoulder gently rubbing mine<br/> I know it doesn’t sound too exciting<br/> but it gets me going every single time<br/><br/> you are on my mind you are<br/> on my mind you are<br/> you are on my mind you are<br/> on my mind you are<br/><br/> when school is over I sneak into the library<br/> to fetch a book that I should talk about<br/> I haven’t read it but let nobody know it<br/> I’ve got the whole night to figure it out<br/><br/> and as I’m reaching for the top shelf<br/> I feel your warm breath in my neck<br/> I know it doesn’t sound too exciting<br/> but it gets me to the moon and back <br/><br/> you are on my mind you are<br/> on my mind you are<br/> you are on my mind you are<br/> on my mind you are<br/><br/> Hardcore porn starring you and me lyrics 2010-01-02 13:51:13 /Lyrics/Hardcore porn starring you and me /Lyrics/The dark knight can light my fire anytime I never thought that I could ever<br/>Like a guy like you<br/>But now you’ve come to my attention<br/>I just don’t know what to do<br/>Do do do do-do-do<br/><br/>So you're a billionaire playboy<br/>In an expensive suit<br/>But I don't care about your money<br/>Although you do look good<br/>Do I have to flash the bat-signal for a little attention?<br/><br/>So some asshole killed you parents<br/> And now you live in a big house<br/> With your sexy cockney butler<br/> With your batcave underground<br/> Do I have to put on spandex trousers for a little attention?<br/><br/> BATMAN!<br/><br/> When theres danger calling<br/> When theres injustice dealt<br/> There will be bats flying<br/> There will be pain felt<br/> When theres an evil killer<br/> When theres a cunning plan<br/> There will be bats flying<br/> There will be justice had<br/><br/> BATMAN!<br/> The dark knight can light my fire anytime lyrics 2009-12-29 11:51:24 /Lyrics/The dark knight can light my fire anytime /Lyrics/Dinnertime Ooh, I want to touch your heart<br/>I want to lick your soul<br/>Want to feel your blood run through my veins, feel your blood run cold<br/>You know that I\'m no good<br/>I lack self-control<br/>Don\'t want a little kiss on the lips, I want to eat you whole<br/><br/>Ooh, somebody lock me up<br/>And throw the key away<br/>There\'s no need to look so scared, I just want to play<br/>You know you\'re just too good<br/>Your looks cause me pain<br/>And I know the only want to cure me is to eat your brain<br/><br/>And now i\'m sitting here in a small dark room where the walls are soft <br/>And I\'ve got my own toilet, which I guess is nice<br/>And no-one ever comes to visit me<br/>Except for mister johnson trying to figure out<br/>What\'s wrong with my head<br/>With my head<br/>With my head <br/>WIth my head<br/>With my head<br/> Dinnertime lyrics 2009-09-13 15:02:41 /Lyrics/Dinnertime /Lyrics/Wait for news Ambulance arrived<br/>No one had survived<br/>They found a used shotgun<br/>hidden in the fridge<br/><br/><br/>They had to make some calls<br/>They painted all the walls<br/>It took a few layers<br/>to cover up the blood<br/><br/><br/>Neighbours gathered by the door<br/>They tried to take a look inside<br/>Insistently a policeman asked them<br/>to please go home, switch on the radio<br/>and wait for news<br/><br/><br/>At four there was the news<br/>a killer on the loose<br/>he wears a pink and purple princess dress<br/>and a blonde curly wig<br/><br/><br/>Neighbours gathered in the street<br/>They try to catch him while they can<br/>A policeman told them not to try to<br/>lynch they guy, but to just go home<br/>and wait for news Wait for news lyrics 2009-07-14 22:22:25 /Lyrics/Wait for news /Lyrics/Tikje still can’t say your name<br/>without thirty faces knowing my game<br/>still can’t cast a glance<br/>without you thinking nothing has changed<br/><br/><br/>I don’t know what you know, you know<br/>It ain’t easy stop that bloody glow<br/>From blinding my face<br/>I can’t see how you see me, see<br/>Knowing you’re forgetting me<br/>I’m questioning the size<br/>Of my mistake<br/><br/><br/>(verse)<br/><br/><br/>please give me another chance<br/>let’s be nothing, just be friends<br/>forget the things I said<br/>it’s sounds so clichematic but<br/>forget I were pathetic just<br/>like me and forget<br/>my mistake<br/>I’m sorry the signs are still there<br/>I’m sorry the signs are still there<br/>I’m sorry Tikje lyrics 2009-07-14 22:22:10 /Lyrics/Tikje /Lyrics/Strange Food sorry, I have to try other dishes<br/>just to see if I’m missing something<br/>maybe some other cook knows all my wishes<br/>can satisfy me more than you do<br/><br/><br/>so I’m heading for another restaurant<br/>a Chinese one this time<br/>just to see if what I took for granted<br/>is really that extraordinary<br/><br/><br/>don’t cry my dear<br/>go make yourself some cookies<br/>don’t cry my dear<br/>I’ll be home by five<br/><br/><br/>Sorry, I’ll have to do this<br/>I’ll have to try someone else<br/>Before I restrict myself and kiss<br/>Only your good but tasteless food<br/><br/><br/>(chorus)<br/><br/><br/>don’t take this personally<br/>it’s just a try<br/>can’t be ignoring you see<br/>strange food is fine<br/><br/><br/>(we’ll sure be fine<br/>strange food is mine<br/>still love your pie<br/>come on, don’t cry) Strange Food lyrics 2009-07-14 22:21:48 /Lyrics/Strange Food /Lyrics/Song of new days coming Oh the birds keep singing your name<br/>Like a disney movie or a 64 game<br/>And I can’t help singing along<br/>Singing along when I hear that song<br/>Yeah it’s a song I know so well<br/>Song of new days coming<br/><br/><br/>Oh walking down the street with my new shoes on<br/>Listening to the beat on a broken radio<br/>I guess you never know<br/>Maybe the world is like a box of chocolates after all<br/><br/><br/>(kazoo solo)<br/><br/><br/>oh the birds keep singing the same<br/>about me and you and the things that we do<br/>but I don’t care what they say, no<br/>Cause when the rain comes I’ll still have my song<br/>Yeah it’s a song i know so well<br/>Song of new days coming<br/>Song of new days coming yeah<br/>Song of new days coming<br/>Song of new days coming yeah Song of new days coming lyrics 2009-07-14 22:21:30 /Lyrics/Song of new days coming /Lyrics/SOBER IS THE NEW DRUNK no more whisky<br/>no more brandy<br/>no more rum<br/>no more gin-tonics<br/>kill the bastards<br/>they\'re all scum<br/>tonight we will stay sober<br/>order diet-coke and such<br/>and if you think that\'s boring<br/>there are sausages and fudge<br/><br/><br/>no more hair pulling on drunk saturday nights<br/>no more ending up in orgies and in fights<br/>from now on in the mornings<br/>we\'ll remember where we\'ve been<br/>but trust me we\'ll me partying<br/>like no one\'s ever seen<br/><br/><br/>goddamnit we\'ll have so much fun<br/>doing the twist until we see the sun<br/>we\'ll be snogging just like you<br/>but remember who we did it to, yeah!<br/><br/><br/>no more puking over sheets that aren\'t yours<br/>no more passing out on crowded disco floors<br/>from now on we\'ll behalve<br/>just like our mummies wish we would<br/>but well be dancing weirder<br/>that a drunk man ever could SOBER IS THE NEW DRUNK lyrics 2009-07-14 22:21:12 /Lyrics/SOBER IS THE NEW DRUNK /Lyrics/Prickly Sweater (The Revenge Of The Prickly Sweaters From Mars) My prickly sweater sings a song<br/>A song for the people to dance upon<br/>A song not for the weak of heart<br/>This song is not for you, you<br/><br/><br/>My prickly sweater keeps you warm<br/>Wrapped up all around your arms<br/>Wrapped up all around your face<br/>It will choke you down, down<br/><br/><br/>So come on and get it, get it, get it, get it<br/>Get it while it’s still here, a little closer my dear<br/>So come on and get it, get it, get it, get it<br/>Just a little closer my dear, there’s nothing to fear<br/><br/><br/>My prickly sweater plays the drums<br/>It plays and all the people run<br/>It plays not for the weak of heart<br/>Its drums will get you down, down<br/><br/><br/>(chorus)<br/><br/><br/>but the revenge of the prickly sweaters from Mars<br/>they will get you, get you, get you<br/>but the revenge of the prickly sweaters from Mars Prickly Sweater (The Revenge Of The Prickly Sweaters From Mars) lyrics 2009-07-14 22:20:55 /Lyrics/Prickly Sweater (The Revenge Of The Prickly Sweaters From Mars) /Lyrics/Politician It’s getting late<br/>You ask me to stay a while<br/>Crumbled paper<br/>Between your hands tell me<br/>This is the time<br/>Everything’s changing<br/>But I can’t speak of the good and bad<br/><br/><br/>It’s getting late<br/>You tell me brilliance is on my way<br/>I just can’t wait<br/>For the things you’re about to say<br/>Everything’s changing<br/>But i can’t speak of the good and bad<br/>I’m just a little bit afraid because<br/><br/><br/>You’re a politician<br/>You blood is made of stone<br/>Your bones are liquid<br/>And they’ll talk you into anything<br/>And i’ll talk you into anything<br/>You’re a politician<br/>You bones are liquid<br/>And your blood is made of stone<br/><br/><br/>What can I ask from you<br/>I want more than I can ever absorb<br/>I want to have you<br/>To tell you that i’m brilliant<br/>But it’s not going to work<br/>Everything’s changing<br/>But I can’t speak of the good and bad<br/>I’m just a little bit afraid because Politician lyrics 2009-07-14 22:20:38 /Lyrics/Politician /Lyrics/One hand missing She said time flies<br/>but not when you want it to<br/>and there\'s always someone to love on stage<br/><br/><br/>with one hand missing<br/>she sat down on a chair<br/>and told me that her feet hurt<br/>and I believed her cause I didn\'t feel too well either<br/><br/><br/>she said this is where all the fat people work<br/>the ugly, the married, the old and the lonely<br/>this is where all the fat people work<br/>and I\'m just one of them<br/><br/><br/>She told me not to scream too loud<br/>she told me not to slam the door<br/>she told me that when there\'s one hand missing<br/>nothing changes, nothing more<br/>she said I\'m sorry I didn\'t shoot you before<br/><br/><br/>She said this is where all the spoiled people work<br/>when we want icecream, we get icecream<br/>this is where all the spoiled people work<br/>and I\'ll just work along<br/><br/><br/>She said maybe we could\'ve smelled the cinnamon<br/>or the apples the thieve left<br/>but I was asleep and so were you<br/>and we were both sleeping too<br/><br/><br/>she said I know where the dirt lays<br/>I know where the dirt lays<br/>I know where the dirt lays<br/>and I won\'t go there, I won\'t (2x)<br/><br/><br/>Getting tired of her three times told stories<br/>but as she sits there telling me things<br/>I want to hold her hand so badly<br/>I almost forget it\'s missing One hand missing lyrics 2009-07-14 22:20:09 /Lyrics/One hand missing /Lyrics/Nose on fire Champagne, cocaine<br/>We want it all ,we want it now<br/>Airplanes, fast trains<br/>Give it to me, give it now<br/><br/><br/>We want the world, we want the world<br/>We want it all, we want it now<br/>We want you, we want you<br/>Give it to me all, wow!<br/><br/><br/>(chorus)<br/>Somebody help me<br/>My nose it on fire<br/>Somebody help me<br/>My lashes are burning<br/>Somebody help me<br/>My nose is on fire<br/>And i can’t live without it<br/>Somebody help me please<br/><br/><br/>My hands in your pants<br/>Modesty, you know that sucks<br/>Your friends are my friends<br/>As long as they supply me drugs<br/><br/><br/>we want the world, we want the world<br/>give it to us, give it now<br/>we want you, we want you<br/>give it to us, all, now!<br/><br/><br/>Come and live in the city<br/>Come ans sleep with us<br/>Come to me and be pretty<br/>Coma and put stuff up your nose<br/>(2x)<br/><br/><br/>(chorus) Nose on fire lyrics 2009-07-14 22:19:43 /Lyrics/Nose on fire /Lyrics/New One there was something in my head that said<br/>that I’d better not talk in French<br/>that I’d just go home and cut my hair<br/>that I’d better not grab those hands<br/><br/><br/>but if that’s a reason for you to scream<br/>that you’d love to see me die<br/>and to tell the world that I’m a fuck<br/>then I can’t but ask you why<br/><br/><br/>you were looking for some hate in your head<br/>some hate in your head<br/>now there is, it is me<br/>you were looking for some hate in your head<br/>some hate in your head<br/>there was nothing until I appeared<br/>now there’s hate in your head<br/>so much hate in your head<br/>now there is<br/><br/><br/>you can keep your little friend<br/>after all he keeps you warm at night<br/>and after two months he got me bored<br/><br/><br/>yes, you can hate me as much as you like, my dear<br/>although you don’t know who I am<br/>and I know I said I couldn’t hate you back<br/>but since today I know I can<br/><br/><br/>I was looking for some hate in my head<br/>some hate in my head<br/>now there is, it is you<br/>I was looking for some hate in my head<br/>hate in my head<br/>there was nothing until you appeared<br/>now there’s hate in my head<br/>so much hate in my head<br/>now there is<br/><br/><br/>hey<br/>don’t you just wanna hate me? New One lyrics 2009-07-14 22:19:25 /Lyrics/New One /Lyrics/N is for Neville I count the waves<br/>I count the hours<br/>I’m watching the sun go down<br/>Watching milk going sour<br/>And I can’t feel anything<br/>I don’t see the point<br/>Why winter should turn to spring<br/>It just gets me annoyed<br/><br/><br/>And I feel tired<br/>So tired<br/><br/><br/>I’m watching the moon up high<br/>The stars up above<br/>The world is so dark and I<br/>Well I can’t help but laugh<br/>There seems to be no end at all<br/>Hell, not even a start to this mess<br/>Everytime I count I end up with less<br/><br/><br/>And I feel tired<br/>So tired<br/><br/><br/>Hey get out of my head<br/>I don’t want you<br/>I don’t want you<br/>Here<br/>(2X)<br/><br/><br/>and I feel tired<br/>so tired N is for Neville lyrics 2009-07-14 22:19:10 /Lyrics/N is for Neville /Lyrics/Monday Monday Monday monday<br/>Bleak and boring<br/>Overload and problems storing<br/>Waiting for my clothes to dry<br/>You do it to me everytime<br/>Monday monday<br/>Valentine<br/><br/><br/>Monday monday<br/>I’m packing my bags<br/>I’m getting out on my own legs<br/>Waiting for the train to come<br/>As my shadow’s growing long<br/>Monday monday<br/>Sing my song<br/><br/><br/>Monday monday<br/>Early moning<br/>Heavy clouds forever forming<br/>Waiting for my life to begin<br/>Knocking, bot you won’t let me in<br/>Monday monday<br/>Giving in<br/><br/><br/>And the clock ticks ticks<br/>And i’m still siting at my desk<br/>Writing you this song<br/>Glad to keep you waiting<br/>It’s not like something’s wrong<br/>Nothing ever seems to be<br/>Happening to me<br/>I’m not going crazy even<br/>But just you wait and see Monday Monday lyrics 2009-07-14 22:18:48 /Lyrics/Monday Monday /Lyrics/Hitmachine Here’s a summary of all the nasty things<br/>People have ever said about my band<br/>Nasty things or positive feedback if you will<br/>Not that we care, but still<br/><br/>Is that a curtain you’re wearing<br/>Do you really think those tits are gonna get you anywhere in this business<br/>I’m pretty sure you gave the chairman of the jury a blowjob<br/>Was it a conscious choice to get a living statue as a bass player<br/>And your guitarist she plays well but she’s scary<br/>Why do you have to date old men<br/><br/>Oh there\'s many many things they’ve said throughout the years<br/>But worst, worst of all was this<br/><br/>(chorus)<br/>You\'ll never be a hitmachine (never be a hitmachine)<br/>Never be a hitmachine (never be a hitmachine)<br/>Well did we ever say we wanted to? No! (well than that’s good!)<br/>Cause you will never be a hitmachine (never be a hitmachine)<br/>You’re boring and eclectic and you can’t stick to one genre<br/>You will never be a hitmachine<br/><br/>You will never be a hitmachine<br/>With a drummer who doesn\'t want to be seen<br/>I know a thousand bands that play better than you<br/>And hell, me ears are turning into goo<br/>Why do you have to sing about nudity<br/>About penises and hardcore porn<br/>Well i’m sorry sir but maybe it was<br/>just the way that we were born<br/><br/>Oh the critics they\'ve shat all over us<br/>But god knows we play cause we must....<br/><br/><br/>(chorus) Hitmachine lyrics 2009-07-14 22:18:17 /Lyrics/Hitmachine /Lyrics/Hello Bone ooh, you went down out there the scary hair<br/>tried to communicate with the edges of the sidewalk<br/>ooh, baby guess the vodka brought you down<br/>or was it the mushrooms your mummie tended to put into her soup<br/><br/><br/>then this girl drove by, she saw you<br/>but she hit her breaks too late<br/><br/><br/>car crashed down<br/>engine loud<br/>skin torn up<br/>bone comes out<br/><br/><br/>hello bone<br/>put your suitcase on a rack<br/>settle down in this melting world<br/>but first of all: mail me back<br/><br/><br/>ooh, you couldn’t remember how you got up again<br/>continued your way to the daylight coming soon<br/>ooh, but when the sun rose, you fell down again<br/>this time the bricks replied and you seemed happy after all<br/><br/><br/>then this man drove by, he saw you<br/>but he hit his breaks too late<br/><br/><br/>car crashed down<br/>engine loud<br/>skin torn up<br/>bone comes out<br/><br/><br/>hello bone<br/>put your suitcase on a rack<br/>settle down in this melting world<br/>but first of all: mail me back<br/><br/><br/>hello my dear<br/>haven’t seen you for a while<br/>meet my friends, they’re nearly dead<br/>lucky me, just broke a leg Hello Bone lyrics 2009-07-14 22:11:56 /Lyrics/Hello Bone /Lyrics/Go find the Fridge all your trousers look the same<br/>they are too tight, they show your ass<br/>that moves when you walk<br/>it shows your panties as your sitting down<br/>and as I see you being like you<br/>I can give you this advice:<br/><br/><br/>Ooh, go find the fridge<br/>Your lipstick might melt down<br/>Go find the fridge<br/>Your heart might thaw<br/>And you might get human<br/>Now ain’t that scary<br/>Go find the fridge<br/>Before it is too late<br/><br/><br/>All your conversations go like<br/>“I like you, d’you like me to?<br/>And if not, please fuck me<br/>It’s no use trying the legal way”<br/>And as I hear you being like you<br/>I can give you this advice<br/><br/><br/>(chorus) Go find the Fridge lyrics 2009-07-14 22:11:36 /Lyrics/Go find the Fridge /Lyrics/St. Killing Blues Remember those days back in Rome<br/>We drank cheap wine and felt like home<br/>We talked ‘ bout doing love, and I did though<br/>We were sixteen and you know how things go<br/>So it’s good you didn’t fall in love with me<br/>Cause there would’ve been some killing anyway<br/><br/><br/>Later I tried this other guy<br/>Loved his big hair, but remained too shy<br/>Too stoned to notice, bet you know<br/>We were sixteen and you know how things go<br/>No, it’s good you didn’t fall in love with me<br/>Cause there would’ve been some killing anyway<br/><br/><br/>The bricks that in my heart now, the needles in my skin now<br/>The scissors cutting my veins and the planet stuck under my feet<br/>It all can’t compare to misery<br/>Of your lovely, lovely body next to me<br/>Oh no, it’s good you didn’t fall in love with me<br/>Cause there would’ve been some killing anyway<br/><br/><br/>And after two weeks you’d have shown the door<br/>“cause you don’t love like me, no you love more<br/>it ain’t your fault, think you should know<br/>we’re just sixteen and you know how things go”<br/>then it’s good you didn’t fall in love with me<br/>cause there would’ve been some killing anyway<br/><br/><br/> St. Killing Blues lyrics 2009-07-14 22:11:14 /Lyrics/St. Killing Blues /Lyrics/Feeling Soup What’s the weather today<br/>Dead birds coming down like rain<br/>It’s like I am still dreaming<br/>I must be dying but I can’t feel pain<br/><br/><br/>It’s like I’m speeding forwards<br/>My life just moves along with me<br/>There’s no decent thinking<br/>Cause I’m not as fast as reality<br/><br/><br/>When will I hear the truth?<br/>Words are but a tool<br/>Love doesn’t exist<br/>And they don’t need me anyway<br/>And will I care?<br/><br/><br/>Another day just ended<br/>And what have I learnt today?<br/>Am I really conscious<br/>Or am I addicted, so to say?<br/><br/><br/>(chorus)<br/><br/><br/>and it’s not what you think of me<br/>and it’s not what you think of me<br/>and it’s not what you think of me<br/>just creeping up at me<br/><br/><br/>And will I care? Feeling Soup lyrics 2009-07-14 22:10:52 /Lyrics/Feeling Soup /Lyrics/Fake Just now you looked at me<br/>And smiled just like someone beloved would do<br/>And a moment, a second I thought<br/>Believed you were real<br/><br/><br/>Just now you were next to me<br/>And touched me like only someone beloved should do<br/>And a moment, a second I thought<br/>Believed you were real<br/><br/><br/>That your face wasn’t just a mask<br/>But showed us how you felt<br/>That your words weren’t part of a play<br/>Directed by your selfish you<br/>But that they told us what you thought<br/>That your whole acting wasn’t just a simple trick<br/>Liar, player, cheater, you’re so fucked up fake<br/><br/><br/>I don’t understand, you know<br/>Flirting while having this girlfriend<br/>Just not fooling around<br/>Making her ridiculous<br/><br/><br/>Let everyone feel special to you<br/>While they all mean the same<br/>Is nothing to you<br/>Giving false hope by the grace they believe you were real<br/><br/><br/>(chorus)<br/><br/><br/>and though I seem to like you<br/>seem to get excited, yeah<br/>though the whole world seem to think you’re funny<br/>don’t they see you’re fake?<br/><br/><br/>(chorus) Fake lyrics 2009-07-14 22:10:30 /Lyrics/Fake /Lyrics/Wake up call Come on, leave Johnny W. alone<br/>He’ll amuse himself<br/>Come on, get the smoke out of you’re lungs<br/>It won’t be a great loss<br/>Believe me, Johnny won’t cheer you up<br/>And the smoke won’t cover your problems in dust<br/><br/>All you need is a wake up call<br/>And a little love, that’s all<br/><br/>Come on, leave that jerk alone<br/>He won’t need you, you know<br/>Come on, don’t let your Chinese friend<br/>Fix all your problems<br/>Believe me, that jerk’s better off alone<br/>And marihuana’s for later preserves<br/><br/>All you need is a wake up call<br/>And a little love, that’s all Wake up call lyrics 2009-07-14 22:07:53 /Lyrics/Wake up call /Lyrics/Timeflies <br/>as I lay on the floor my soup gets cold<br/>as I stare at the ceiling the truth unfolds<br/>we were so good or weren’t we<br/>or weren’t we<br/><br/>lalalalalala is all we sing today (x4)<br/><br/>as days go by<br/>and weeks go by<br/>and months go by<br/>and years go by<br/><br/>(Timeflies <br/>cut off both their wings and watch them die<br/>Time flies)<br/><br/>fighting crime saving lives in our cool uniforms<br/>we would climb up mountains, sail through storms<br/>we were the best or weren’t we<br/>or weren’t we<br/><br/>lalalalalala is all we sing today (x4)<br/><br/>(chorus) Timeflies lyrics 2009-07-14 22:07:20 /Lyrics/Timeflies /Lyrics/The states <br/>Oh, we were working down in the mines in Tennessee<br/>Grandma had a terrier, she named him Wilma, after me<br/>And we were hoping and we were praying<br/>Just like they do in country songs<br/><br/>Oh, we ain’t got no money, ain’t got no gals, ain’t got no booze<br/>And grandma, when she got drinking, she would get horny and on the loose<br/>We’d be hoping and we’d be praying for our granny to come home safe<br/>and a virgin!<br/><br/>Oh, when the night fell we would find grandma in a saloon<br/>Sitting next to a cowboy, talking ‘bout whisky, cattle and corn<br/>We would drag her back to our cottage<br/>And next to Wilma she would sleep The states lyrics 2009-07-14 22:06:48 /Lyrics/The states /Lyrics/The doctor Dear doctor, I’d like to tell you<br/>that I’m quite alright<br/>the pills seem to work and once again<br/>the mornings are bearable<br/><br/>every time I wake up<br/>I lay still and wait for it to come<br/>but the darkness doesn’t<br/>sink in anymore<br/><br/>dear doctor, I haven’t lost any weight this time<br/>and even when the sun shines<br/>it doesn’t burn my life away<br/><br/>And of course we don’t know<br/>how long it lasts this time<br/>but that doesn’t matter<br/>cause I’m breathing again The doctor lyrics 2009-07-14 22:06:20 /Lyrics/The doctor /Lyrics/Suicidal haircut I knew a girl, she was born the end of May<br/>When she was fifteen, she tried to kiss her best friend who was gay<br/>He didn’t kiss her back and then she tried to run away<br/>But he knew she’d kill herself, he grabbed her arm<br/>and made her stay<br/><br/>And then one morning there were voices in her head<br/>‘Go kill your boyfriend, he’s the devil’ is what they said<br/>So she slapped him in the face until his cheeks turned burning red<br/>But he smiled because he knew that she was just<br/>a little mad<br/><br/>I knew a girl who cut her hair to celebrate<br/>her twentieth birthday, while she knew her parents would hate<br/>the haircut and the tattoo and the fact she never ate<br/>Well, this tattooed, bald and skinny girl could have been<br/>in a better place<br/> Suicidal haircut lyrics 2009-07-14 22:05:54 /Lyrics/Suicidal haircut /Lyrics/Standard 4 <br/>make me a cup of coffee <br/>before I fall asleep <br/>bake me some lovely chocolate cookies <br/>before I soon get bored <br/><br/>you’re just an ordinary guy <br/>but good looking, and gentle sometimes <br/>and I don’t understand why I like you so much <br/>but it’s a fact that I just can’t <br/>leave you just the way I want <br/><br/>I never wanted any of your charms <br/>but my head\'s so safe in your closing arms <br/>and every time I try to leave you again <br/>I think that I get lost and then… <br/>I get back Standard 4 lyrics 2009-07-14 22:05:21 /Lyrics/Standard 4 /Lyrics/Spam spam spam ,eggs ,bacon, spam, sausage and spam (spam) <br/>I knew I would end up like this <br/>with my legs up in the air and my mouth open wide <br/>I knew I shouldn\'t have taken your old shirt <br/>when you offered me to borrow me one <br/>I should have just gone home with my sober head <br/><br/>I knew I would end up pregnant after a night like this <br/>should have just taken the test and gone to sleep <br/>I knew I shouldn\'t have taken my bike <br/>to go ride in the streets <br/>in the middle of the night <br/>I should have just gone home <br/>cause that\'s where I belong <br/><br/>(you were just a bit drunk <br/>should have just gone home <br/>but it\'s long ago <br/>and you\'ve changed so much) spam spam spam ,eggs ,bacon, spam, sausage and spam (spam) lyrics 2009-07-14 22:04:50 /Lyrics/Spam spam spam ,eggs ,bacon, spam, sausage and spam (spam) /Lyrics/Random punk song <br/>I wanna be in a punk band<br/>And play 25 songs in half an hour<br/>I wanna be in a punk band<br/>So I can do three months without a shower<br/><br/>I wanna be in a punkband<br/>Pierce my nipples and get tattoos<br/>I wanna be in a punkband<br/>Cause I’m so sick and tired of singing the blues<br/> Random punk song lyrics 2009-07-14 22:04:09 /Lyrics/Random punk song /Lyrics/Plane crash <br/>some day everything will be fine <br/>the sea beneath your feet blue as the sky <br/>some day breakfast will be served <br/>by a lovely steward who will smile at you <br/>as your plane starts to shake <br/><br/>some day everything will be upside down <br/>here’s your captain speaking, everything’s under control <br/>some day this rollercoaster will be going down <br/>and then you realize how much you’ve paid <br/>to crash down business class <br/><br/>first class but you can’t get out of it <br/>everything you’ve said and done is just <br/>everything has been in vain <br/><br/>first class but you can’t get out of it <br/>all those times you’ve been nice and gentle <br/>everything has been in vain Plane crash lyrics 2009-07-14 22:03:35 /Lyrics/Plane crash /Lyrics/Over a nights sky don’t give me self-control<br/>I’ve got no soul to fill the holes in my sleep<br/>I’ve tried but I’ve got no mind to get out of<br/>I’ve got no space to store the love<br/><br/>So won’t you tell me it’s just a dream<br/>Tell me I’m not insane<br/>So won’t you give me everything<br/><br/>Fill my head with sounds of tears<br/>She told me just to give in could you<br/>She said I wasn’t worth it anymore<br/>And I don’t deserve it anymore<br/><br/>(chorus)<br/><br/>I’m stuck over a night’s sky<br/>And everything’s passing me by<br/>I’m stuck over a night’s sky<br/>And everything’s passing me by<br/><br/>(chorus) Over a nights sky lyrics 2009-07-14 22:03:03 /Lyrics/Over a nights sky /Lyrics/Nothing particular <br/>They say they love each other<br/>but I heard the words they use when I’m not around<br/>even when they’re silent<br/>the silence ain’t a lovely sound<br/><br/>they think I don’t know<br/>they think that they can hide<br/>they think they can cover up <br/>with smiles but how they tried<br/>how can they be naïve<br/>they must think I am blind<br/>they think I don’t care<br/>but I’m not that kind<br/><br/>there are so many excuses <br/>but the purity echoes in my ears as I’m running up the stairs<br/>so many innocent reasons<br/>but stop telling me that no-one really cares<br/><br/>(chorus) Nothing particular lyrics 2009-07-14 22:02:25 /Lyrics/Nothing particular /Lyrics/Milk cookies and rocknroll <br/>I want my cookies and I want ‘em now<br/>I want ‘em sweet, I want ‘em golden-brown<br/>I want ‘em on a plate, or maybe on a tray<br/>I want as much as I can get away with, yeah<br/><br/>So give me my cookies,<br/>Give me my cookies<br/>Want my cookies now Milk cookies and rocknroll lyrics 2009-07-14 22:01:39 /Lyrics/Milk cookies and rocknroll /Lyrics/Me and my milkshake The rain has been comming down for days<br/>The dreams I had are all long gone<br/>The time I spent was such a waste<br/>My attention span short, my days are long<br/><br/>For some time now<br/>It’s just me and my milkshake<br/>Walking through the old days<br/><br/>The river washed my life away<br/>And I woke up stranded and alone<br/>But happiness comes on a tray <br/>Whilst waiting by the telephone<br/><br/>For some time now<br/>It’s just me and my milkshake<br/>Walking through the old days Me and my milkshake lyrics 2009-07-14 22:00:23 /Lyrics/Me and my milkshake /Lyrics/Head for lunch See what I’ve done<br/>I cut off your head and ate it for lunch<br/>Your brain was so soft<br/>And sweetly but chewing your eyes gave a crunch<br/>Some say it’s cruel <br/>But I did it just cause I love you too much<br/>I don’t know what to do<br/><br/>Haven’t you heard<br/>The footsteps of me when I walked out the door<br/>My belly was stuffed<br/>And more of you’d probably killed me too soon<br/>I felt so nice<br/>I’d carry you with me <br/>Everywhere I would go during the rest of my life<br/><br/>Now you’re gone I carry you with me<br/>Only so you know what it’s like to be part of me<br/>completely Head for lunch lyrics 2009-07-14 21:58:10 /Lyrics/Head for lunch /Lyrics/For those who dont Oh I wear it on my sleeve<br/>There for everyone to see<br/>And for those who don’t believe<br/>Two and two equals three<br/>If I told you what I like<br/>Would you do it all the time<br/>Even if it made you cry<br/>Two and twho equals five For those who dont lyrics 2009-07-14 21:57:17 /Lyrics/For those who dont /Lyrics/Doesnt anybody just talk anymore <br/>Don’t come in my eyes, or they’ll get infected<br/>Don’t come in my hair, or it will die<br/>I don’t mind you acting out your own little porno<br/>But please; keep my health in mind<br/><br/>So it’s raining outside<br/>Will take a while to get back home<br/>It doesn’t matter<br/>Cause I’m already real fucking wet<br/><br/>I’m so much fun to be around<br/>All your secrets safe and sound<br/>All that matters<br/>Is the amount of cash that I get<br/><br/>Get your penis out of my face Doesnt anybody just talk anymore lyrics 2009-07-13 21:25:57 /Lyrics/Doesnt anybody just talk anymore /Lyrics/Dead mans waltz I am going to kill you today<br/>Hang you on a wire<br/>It will all be over today<br/>Roast you on the fire<br/><br/>‘Til you are crispy and dead<br/>I’ll feel you to my pets<br/><br/>First I’m going to take out your eyes<br/>Fry them in a pan<br/>Then I’ll make them into some pies<br/>Serve them to yor friends<br/><br/>I’ll put spiders in your pants<br/>And then we’ll see how you dance<br/> Dead man's waltz lyrics 2009-07-13 21:16:22 /Lyrics/Dead mans waltz /Lyrics/Classical music I don’t mention the old people<br/>Staring at me like I’m some kind of alien<br/>Every time I get here<br/>I don’t notice them anymore<br/><br/>Sorry, but I just love classical music<br/>I can’t help it, it’s like a curse<br/>Sorry, I just feel at ease among the aged<br/>I can’t help it and it just gets worse<br/><br/>There’s always someone to love on stage<br/>I’m sure that I’ve told you that before<br/>But look at the timpanist in the back<br/>He’s bored like hell, but hell he’s cute<br/><br/>Chopin, I just feel butterflies<br/>Every time I hear you coming near<br/>Looking down on the orchestra<br/>Right from the balcony<br/><br/>(chorus) Classical music lyrics 2009-07-13 21:15:56 /Lyrics/Classical music /Lyrics/Call me back I’ve only got five cigarettes left <br/>for Thursday, Friday and Saturday <br/>at Sundays I usually don’t smoke <br/>so call me back some other day <br/><br/>I’m currently doing some research <br/>on how to survive without you <br/>without you and the bloody nicotine <br/>so call me back some other time <br/><br/>I’m looking for a substitute <br/>feel my hands down in my pants <br/>since you’re not here I, I, I… <br/>so call me back some other time <br/><br/>I thought I told you not to call <br/>only just to tell me how lovely I am <br/>but that’s not gonna happen <br/>am I right, am I right? <br/>so call me back some other time<br/> Call me back lyrics 2009-07-13 21:05:41 /Lyrics/Call me back /Lyrics/As she sits there as she sits there<br/> listening to the birds that cannot sing<br/> as she lays there<br/> watching the birds that do not fly<br/> she is not insane<br/> she is just in vain<br/> <br/> as she sits there<br/> telling me things I already knew<br/> as she lays there<br/> listening to the things I do not tell<br/> she is not insane<br/> she is just in vain As she sits there lyrics 2009-07-13 20:56:54 /Lyrics/As she sits there /Lyrics/Number 3 Built you a brand new basement<br/>so you’ll never, ever get out<br/>and every morning I’ll wake up<br/>and I’ll hear you scream and shout<br/><br/><br/>and then I’ll bring you coffee and a newspaper and so<br/>but you keep whining, moaning and asking for a door<br/>well, even if I’d make one I’d never give you the key<br/><br/><br/>Built you a brand new attic<br/>so you’ll never, ever come down<br/>and every evening I will fall asleep to the same darn sound<br/><br/><br/>and then I’ll tell you that if you disappear, no one really cares<br/>but you keep whining, moaning and asking me for some stairs<br/>well, even if I’d make some I’d never allow you to come down<br/> Number 3 lyrics 2009-07-13 20:55:12 /Lyrics/Number 3