Classical music

I don’t mention the old people
Staring at me like I’m some kind of alien
Every time I get here
I don’t notice them anymore

Sorry, but I just love classical music
I can’t help it, it’s like a curse
Sorry, I just feel at ease among the aged
I can’t help it and it just gets worse

There’s always someone to love on stage
I’m sure that I’ve told you that before
But look at the timpanist in the back
He’s bored like hell, but hell he’s cute

Chopin, I just feel butterflies
Every time I hear you coming near
Looking down on the orchestra
Right from the balcony

(chorus)