Go find the Fridge

all your trousers look the same
they are too tight, they show your ass
that moves when you walk
it shows your panties as your sitting down
and as I see you being like you
I can give you this advice:


Ooh, go find the fridge
Your lipstick might melt down
Go find the fridge
Your heart might thaw
And you might get human
Now ain’t that scary
Go find the fridge
Before it is too late


All your conversations go like
“I like you, d’you like me to?
And if not, please fuck me
It’s no use trying the legal way”
And as I hear you being like you
I can give you this advice


(chorus)