The states


Oh, we were working down in the mines in Tennessee
Grandma had a terrier, she named him Wilma, after me
And we were hoping and we were praying
Just like they do in country songs

Oh, we ain’t got no money, ain’t got no gals, ain’t got no booze
And grandma, when she got drinking, she would get horny and on the loose
We’d be hoping and we’d be praying for our granny to come home safe
and a virgin!

Oh, when the night fell we would find grandma in a saloon
Sitting next to a cowboy, talking ‘bout whisky, cattle and corn
We would drag her back to our cottage
And next to Wilma she would sleep